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Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:35 PM, with 458,452 notes
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:33 PM, with 616,805 notes
thecitylightsburn:

bambifairy:

leis-ure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES

hes pulling her hair for gods sake


This is scary it’s a lot like that one episode of SVU

thecitylightsburn:

bambifairy:

leis-ure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES

hes pulling her hair for gods sake

This is scary it’s a lot like that one episode of SVU

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:21 PM, with 313,081 notes

geiszlerandgaila:

kerbear410:

Favorite internet trend.

Is it weird that I find them all hotter when they look silly?

Posted on 22nd Sep at 6:58 PM, with 7,578 notes

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

image

Posted on 22nd Sep at 6:52 PM, with 239,901 notes

let-mebefreefromthisplace:

mrs-reckless-with-a-capital-r:

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

crYING

DYING OH MY GOD I CANT

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